| What is a devils picket line called ? A demonstration! |
| What is the demons’ favourite TV sitcom? Fiends ! |
| Why do demons and ghouls get on so well ? Because demons are a ghouls best friend ! |
| What do you call a demon who slurps his food ? A goblin ! |
| What is the best way to get rid of a demon ? Exorcise a lot ! |
| What do foreign devils speak ? Devil Dutch ! |
| What did the demon do when he bought a new house ? He called it “Gnome Sweet Gnome” ! |
| What do demons have for breakfast ? Devilled eggs ! |
| What do demons have on holiday ? A devil of a time ! |
