Funny and wiggly spider jokes for Halloween. A nice collection of kids spider jokes and spider humor!
Q:What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
A:The web is the trick and you are the Treat!
Q: What are spiders webs good for?
A: Spiders!
Q: Why are spiders like kid’s toy tops?
A: They are always spinning!
Q: What do you call a big irish spider?
A: Paddy long legs!
Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the World Wide Web!
Q: What is red, black and dangerous?
A: Red back spider!
Q: What kind of doctors are like spiders?
A: Spin doctors!
Q: What do you call a 108 spiders on a tyre?
A: A spinning wheel!
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn’t have a web he had a website!
Q; What are spiders webs good for?
A: Haunted Houses!
Q: What is a spiders favorite TV show?
A: The newly web game!
Q: Why are spiders good swimmers?
A: They have webbed feet!
Q: What does a spider do when he gets angry?
A: He goes up the wall!
Q: What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
A: Darn it!
Q: Why did the spider move into the haunted house?
A: Ghosts can’t break their webs!
Q: Why did the spider get a job in I.T
A: He was a great web designer!
