Looking for funny black cat jokes? Check out this great collection of jokes about black cats. Funny for Halloween or anytime.
These black cat jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, pet owners, veteranarians and kids of all ages.
Fun facts about black cats: In some areas, dreaming of a black cat is considered lucky. In Asia and the United Kingdom, a black cat is also considered lucky. Meanwhile, some believe that black cats are witches in disguise!
No matter what you might believe about black cats, one thing is for sure: you see a lot of images of black cats around Halloween – and it’s a popular costume for people of all ages. Have fun with these jokes about black cats!
Black Cat Jokes for Kids
Q: If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
A: Their paws.
Q: What do you call a black cat criminal?
A: A Purr-petrator
Q: Why do black cat’s ride with witches on broomsticks?
A: Because it’s quicker than walking.
Q: What kind of tests do they give black cat’s in school?
Q: What’s the first thing black cat’s do Halloween morning?
A: They wake up.
Q: What do black cats like to eat on hot days?
A: Mice cream cones.