CRACKED UP: The Yolks on You!
Who tells the best eggs puns? The comedy-hens!
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs? Inside an egg-loo!
Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
What do you call a scared egg? Terri-fried!
Why was the egg late for school? He didn’t study for the eggs-am.
What’s an egg’s favorite type of coffee? An eggspresso!
How did the hen get to work so fast? She used the eggs-press lane!
Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites? They can’t take a yolk!
Why do people love having hard-boiled eggs for breakfast? They’re so hard to beat!
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer!
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled!
How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise!
How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm? Eggs-hausted!
Why did the egg hide behind its mom? He was a little chicken!
What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
When is the best time to eat eggs? At the crack of dawn!
What happened to the chicken at school? He was eggs-pelled!
Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten!
How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push!
What’s an egg’s favorite sport? Running!
Why did the man steal his eggs? He liked them poached!