CRACKED UP:  The Yolks on You!

Who tells the best eggs puns?    The comedy-hens!

Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?   Inside an egg-loo!

Why did the egg cross the road?    To get to the Shell station!

What do you call a scared egg?    Terri-fried!

Why was the egg late for school?    He didn’t study for the eggs-am.

What’s an egg’s favorite type of coffee?      An eggspresso!

How did the hen get to work so fast?   She used the eggs-press lane!

Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites?   They can’t take a yolk!

Why do people love having hard-boiled eggs for breakfast?  They’re so hard to beat!

What do you call a mischievous egg?  A practical yolker!

What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari?   An eggs-plorer!

What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?    It scrambled!

How do chickens stay fit?    They eggs-ercise!

How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm?  Eggs-hausted!

Why did the egg hide behind its mom?     He was a little chicken!

What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week?   Fry-day!

When is the best time to eat eggs?   At the crack of dawn!

What happened to the chicken at school?   He was eggs-pelled!

Why were the eggs running so fast?   They were afraid of being beaten!

How do you make an eggroll?    Just give it a little push!

What’s an egg’s favorite sport?   Running!

Why did the man steal his eggs?   He liked them poached!