Dragon

Dragon Facts: 

1. Dragons are mythological creatures found in artwork, stories and legends.
2. No one really knows where the legends and stories of dragons came from or started.
3. Dragons are usually described as a huge, gigantic reptile or lizard like creature.
4. Sometimes they are shown with green scaly skin, wings and red eyes.
5. There are many different kinds of dragons.
6. Some dragons are said to blow fire, other dragons fly, some blow ice
7. Some say that dragons are poisonous.
8. Stories from the Middle Ages say that knights would go out to fight dragons as a test of their bravery.
9. It was believed that if you took a bath in a dragon’s blood it helped you see into the future.
10. A dragon’s tooth was believed to be good luck.
11. Dragons are sometimes shown as an evil creature.
12. In Japanese and Chinese culture, dragons are a sign of good fortune. Dragons are an important symbol in Chinese New Year celebrations.  They are believed to bring good fortune and wealth.
13. There are many dragon decorations and dances during Chinese New Year.

DRAGON JOKES: 

1. What’s the most annoying thing for dragons on their birthday? Blowing out the candles on their birthday cake.
2. Why are dragons so amazing at making music? They really know their scales. 
3. How can you tell how much a dragon weighs? Well, they come with scales.
4. What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for? Long tales.
5. Why can’t dragons ever play ice hockey? They always melt the ice before the game is even over.
6. Which hockey team do dragons support? The Red Wings. 
7. What’s the difference between a mini-van and a dragon? Mini vans only have one horn.
8. Why doesn’t the Ender Dragon understand the book? Because he always starts at the end. 
9. Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen? He was tired of tinned food.
10. What will eat more than a dragon? Two dragons.
11. What happens if you kiss a dragon? You get burnt lips.
12. What sounds do you hear when dragons decide to use black pepper? The sounds of a fire alarm. 
13. What does a dragon like to eat at a restaurant? Hot wings.
14. What time is it when a dragon decides to sit on your car? Time to get a new car!
15. Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays? So he could fire up the grill!
16. Which side of a dragon has the most scales? The outside! 
17. Why are dragons so good at rapping? Because they always spit great fire.
18. What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa? A fire alarm.
19. What has four legs, four wings, and a tail? A dragon with spare parts.
20. What did the cat say to the dragon? “Meow!”
21. Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers? Her red ones were in the wash.
22. What’s big, scaly and bounces? A dragon on a trampoline.
23. What do you call a dragon at the North Pole? Lost and surrounded by ice
24. What’s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper? Well, you can’t make a paper aeroplane out of a dragon, that’s for sure.
25. What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons? The horn section.
26. Why are dragons so wrinkled? Well, have you ever tried to iron one?
27. What was the dragon doing on the motorway? About 30 miles per hour.
28. What joke will make dragons giggle? They tell people jokes.
29. What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey? Water polo.
30. What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk? We don’t know, but please don’t make it angry!
31. How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. They don’t have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they’re great at lighting candles.