All About Pandas!
Fun Facts:
- Pandas are good at climbing and can also swim
- An adult panda can eat 25-80 pounds of bamboo per day
- A panda can poop 68 pounds per day
- Pandas are usually born in August
- Pandas enjoy being alone
Trivia:
How big are baby pandas when they’re born?
- Size of a bread loaf
- Size of a stick of butter
- Size of a human newborn
- Size of a teacup
^ ( a stick of butter They’ll reach the size of a human newborn after two months of normal growth and stick by their mother’s side until they’re two years old)
How many giant pandas are left in the wild? (C, 1864
- 478
- 7560
- 1864
- 4367
What does the panda symbolize in China? (A, Peace)
- Peace
- Kindness
- A warrior
- Joy
How do pandas protect their throats from splinters while eating bamboo? (A, Their gut and throat are covered with a thick layer of mucus to protect against splinters)
- Excess saliva
- Peeling it
- Chewing the same stalk multiple times
- A lining in their throat
Jokes:
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white
Q: Did you hear about the panda party?
A: It was panda-monium!
Q: What did the pandas wear to rob a bank?
A: A pandana
Q: How did the panda lose his wallet?
A: He was bamboozled
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sun burnt panda
