Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea.
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid? Mummy’s home.
What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back.
What type of food do mummies like? Chicken wraps.
What’s the most important day in Egypt? Mummy’s Day.
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.
What kind of music do mummies like best? Wrap music.
What do you call a little monster’s parents? Mummy and Deady.
What kind of underwear does a mummy wear? Fruit of the Tomb.
Why was the mummy so tense? They were all wound up.
Why don’t mummies have hobbies? They’re too wrapped up in their work.
Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What’s a mummy’s favorite song? Walk Like An Egyptian.
How do mummies hide? They wear masking tape.
Why do mummies make bad gifts? Because they’re hard to unwrap.