Why is a bear big, brown and hairy?
Because if it was small, smooth and white… it would be an egg!
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently…
After a few minutes, it shouts, “Eggs terminate!”
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
How does a hen leave the house?
Through the egg-sit!Through the egg-sit!
What does a meditating egg say?
What train do eggs take to get to school?
The Hogwarts eggs-press!The Hogwarts eggs-press!
Where’s the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia!The hen-cyclopedia!
What day of the week do eggs hate?
Why is the Easter bunny so smart?
He’s an egghead!He’s an egghead!
How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
Quite a phew!
This egg is bad!
Don’t blame me, I only laid the table!
What did the egg say to the mixer?
I know when I’m beaten!
How do monsters like their eggs?H
What do you call alien eggs?
How do clowns like their eggs cooked?
Funny side up!
What do you call an adventurous egg?What do you call an adventurous egg?
Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?
Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?
They can’t take a yolk!
Who tells the funniest egg jokes?
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker
What happens when an egg hears a joke?
It cracks up!
Most Dinosaur Eggs Never Got the Chance to Hatch
Nature was as cruel during the Mesozoic Era as it is today. Lurking predators would immediately devour most of the dozen or so eggs laid by a female Apatosaurus, and of the remainder, most of the newborn hatchlings would be gobbled up as soon as they stumbled away from the egg
Only a Handful of Fossilized Dinosaur Eggs Contain Embryos
Even if an unhatched dinosaur egg managed to escape the attention of predators and wound up buried in sediment, microscopic processes would have quickly destroyed the embryo inside.
Fossilized Dinosaur Eggs Are Fantastically Rare
Billions of dinosaurs roamed the Earth during the Mesozoic Era, and female dinosaurs laid literally trillions of eggs.
Dinosaur Eggs Didn’t Exceed Two Feet in Diameter
Dinosaur Eggs Are More Symmetrical Than Bird Eggs
Some Dinosaur Eggs Were Elongated, Rather Than Round
If You Think You’ve Discovered a Dinosaur Egg, You’re Probably Wrong